{"product_id":"dad-jokes-factory-calibrated-shirt-funny-dad-tee","title":"Dad Jokes: Factory Calibrated Shirt | Funny Dad Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome jokes are improvised. These have been tuned to peak groan. Dad Jokes: Factory Calibrated turns the classic family eye-roll into an original retro joke-meter machine for dads, pun collectors, and anyone who recognizes the warning signs of a joke loading.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe whimsical teal machine, orange needle, cream gauge, and chunky comic lettering make the joke clear without using a fake certification seal or product-quality claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArtwork highlights:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Exact Dad Jokes: Factory Calibrated slogan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Original joke-meter machine with a mustache-shaped gauge motif\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Retro burnt-orange, muted-teal, warm-cream, and charcoal treatment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Humorous calibration theme with no certification or affiliation claim\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex T-shirt, fulfilled by SwiftPOD\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Solid Black is 100% ring-spun cotton; Dark Heather is a soft cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Large front DTG print with an authentic Wacky McLovin printed inner-neck logo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black and Dark Heather in sizes S–3XL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic fit, crew neckline, tubular construction, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal independent artwork. No certification, performance claim, or affiliation with any testing or standards organization.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal independent artwork. 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