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Measure Once Cuss Twice Tee

Measure Once Cuss Twice Tee

Regular price $18.47 USD
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For the builders, makers, garage legends, and DIY warriors who somehow turn a “quick 10-minute project” into a three-trip hardware store adventure. This playful workshop-inspired tee brings peak dad humor energy with a clean, bold graphic that feels right at home in the garage, workshop, makerspace, or backyard project zone. Featuring a retro tape measure graphic with the phrase “Measure Once Guess Twice,” this shirt is basically the official uniform of every weekend handyman operating entirely on caffeine and confidence. Product Details Premium soft unisex fit Lightweight breathable fabric Bold workshop-inspired graphic print Comfortable all-day wear Vibrant orange color with high contrast design Perfect for casual wear or shop projects Perfect For DIY enthusiasts Woodworkers and makers Garage tinkerers Dads with “expert-level” measuring skills Construction and trade workers Anyone who owns at least 4 tape measures and still can’t find one Why You’ll Love It Funny, relatable workshop humor Clean minimalist design Comfortable everyday fit Great conversation starter Awesome gift for dads, makers, and builders Pairs perfectly with unfinished weekend projects Processing & Shipping Every shirt is made to order with care by a crew that absolutely measured this listing correctly the first time. Probably. Please allow 5 days for production and shipping, depending on order volume.
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